Monday, March 05, 2007

Our National Nightmare is Over

Finally, Anna Nicole has been laid to rest. If aliens from another planet are monitoring us, then they would have to think she was some kind of great leader or something, judging by all the air time she got on American television. It is mind-boggling how much time was devoted to this story over the past few months.

At least now we can move on to more important stories. You know, like how Britney is doing in rehab!

Meanwhile, in Iraq . . .

1 comment:

sdennie said...

Add a swastika to Britney's forehead, and she'd fit in perfectly with Susan, Patricia, Leslie, Squeaky, and the rest of Charles Manson's girls. Not that there's anything wrong with that.